sitting alone

Sitting alone

I am wondering why…

I am so addled

And lost inside…

Where are my friends

And where are my foes

One of you, come join me

It is such a long lazy day.. I am so much bored.

It happens sometimes out of nowhere

Things go slow and I get all low

Jus hold on to me for that very while

I have this strange belief

That it is nothing more than a phase in life

The hilarious case of missed callers and crank callers

Initially the whole matter irked me, vexed me and then I thought what the heck. If your count is unending then we must find a way to deal you. After a small brainstorming I realized that in real you need help maybe some serious counseling. You are mentally not sound enough to understand and implement some basic civic code of conduct.

When I draw a fish bone diagram of your attribute, I see you as one lovelorn, loser by choice, big time failure in life, lazy, insecure, scared, destructive mind and a loner with maybe some sidekicks. Interestingly you are so much bored from yourself that it gives you immense pleasure in disturbing the smooth life especially the sleep of a complete stranger. Though your case is sad and sympathizing bout somehow I find it hilarious because you are very well aware of the sad reality and still leave no chance to prove the claim of others wrong. You take full pride and put full efforts in demonstrating your shortsighted, less active brain. And I can only laugh about it.

Another hilarious point to be noted is that in all cases you are always a guy, and in my opinion a very frustrated one.  You are brash enough to publicly acknowledge the same and imprudent enough to further wane your state.  You are a true hopeless, barbarian person with complete uncool personality but you are in the fallacy that you are a dude that is another hysterical note about you. You also have traits of an owl as you are more active during the night.

Well what shall I write now? You don’t have anything left, no versatility at all. All that you are I have already mentioned. I just hope that some day you stop making a fool of yourself and enjoy life like a normal person. You can however continue to waste your time and behave dumb disturb us normal people with new numbers because luckily technology has abled us enough to abjure you without much of an effort. I can in return have all the fun laughing on your nonsensical uttering with my gang during my leisure time.

for all..

For all who are, have been and will come someday

For all the love, hugs and smiles that you brought in

And all the pain, anger and drama, you abetted in tossing away

The ups and downs with you brought the life out of me

Truth is, you make me what I am today

 I wonder how it would have been without you

The marvelous moments were so hard to eschew

Blessed I am to have you in all my gloom.

What can I say; you make me what I am today.

The Gap

What you say????

You say the things that I dream about

You say the things that I want to hear in loud

You say the things that look all my way

You say it again with every passing day

What you do???

You do what makes you feel good

You do what pleases your will and mood

You do things for all your greed

You do it all without the slightest grief

The Gap is so broad and wide

On what you say and what you abide

You still think that I am wrong

I am the one with odd demands

All I know is unlike you

I never say what I don’t intend to do

Maybe some day you would also realize

The naked truth hidden in all your lies

Ashamed still I have to rely…

You love only you in all your pride

Confessions of a Lazy Girl

To start with, I am not guilty as charged. I am not a lazy girl. It is just that I delay a few things to indefinite sometimes. And when I do that my world seems a pleasant place and I feel immense peace and joy like I am adding additional years to my expectancy. Everybody does that with maybe a few exceptions like my mother but we all are the victims of this temptation. The truth is we all prioritize our work on a scale of laziness. Some works are on high risk like eating, partying, sleeping and some are low risk jobs like washing clothes, doing the dishes, cooking etc.  I don’t think anybody would disagree on that. I mean our life is not a military school and I am certainly not nuts like Sheldon Cooper (courtesy: The Big Bang Theory).

Indolence is a subjective approach. We need a panoramic study with proper analysis subject to sample reports before making any conclusion. The initial determined sample size was 20 but astoundingly I had to decrease it from 20 to 2 because of the obvious reason. My conclusion after all the research was that laziness is no disease, disorder as others especially elders assign it as. It is a matter of choice. It is the easy decision to choose between comfort and labor. After a tedious long flight, anybody would prefer to recline on the bed than unpacking.  Similarly ordering pizza on phone seems like a meal in the paradise when compared to doing the dishes, cooking and then again doing the dishes.

Laziness to me is no joke, I take it very seriously. It is always a well calculated risk. Ironic as it may seem to some but there are some very logical auxiliaries attached to it. When I delay washing my clothes for two weeks, I get the coveted opportunity to shop new ones. Similarly when I delay in restocking daily use products like fruits, grocery or toiletries, I borrow it from my roommate and I save some penny. I don’t text I prefer calling any day and the sole reason for that is I get lazy by the idea of typing (even in touch Phones), thus I am not addicted to phones and chatting apps unlike other people of my age group.

I love winters. They are the best season of the entire year. One major reason why it is so dear to me is because they are the catalyst of indolence. They somehow offer the legal right to act lethargic.  They provide long nights and the company of alluring cozy blankets that synergize together to act as a major promoter of indolence.   

I think I have confessed enough and I am really feeling lazy to write more. So that’s it for the moment. Please take good care of yourself and have sweet dreams XOXO.

    

To my dear Shubh......

After the year long wait

Its time again to elate and celebrate

Lets party all night and hit the floor

Its the blissful moment and so much more..

The golden day has finally arrived

Freshen your mood and give me high five

 I am singing you this joyous song

Angels from heaven have joined me along

Birds and breeze are trouncing the chord

Rapture and cheer is promisingly assured ..

Make a wish and smile a while

Dress up your best and rock the aisle

Its gonna be as never before

Warmth & joy would embrace you from the core

There is so much more I want to say and pen..

Just remember, every year you are born again

I cried inside

Lost in the world of illusion

I deemed I had the best of life

Steady as slow, truth divulged

Left foiled, I cried inside

Facts made life more futile

Compered rules I abhor to abide

I craved to be a free bird

And fly high for all my desires

I had to finally let things go

Amidst friends when I found hidden foes

Joy and optimism were waving bye

Making way for distrust, hatred and sigh

What I should do, I could not decide

In solitude, I cried inside